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Parody on "A Woman" pic published on FB

When I was born, A woman was there to screw me: Nurse
A woman was able to make my dear mom cry: Grand mother
When I grew up, A woman was there to push me down and say "we were playing" : Sister
I went to school a woman was there to punish me: Teacher
When was texting a woman was able to break my phone: Mother
I was happy and alone, A woman was able to put hole in my purse: Girlfriend
A woman was able to get my bank balance to zero and exceed my credit card limit: Wife
I was working hard and sleep late still a woman was able to spoil my sleep: Daughter
My boy will not be able to feel safe and sleep sound without me by the side, but a woman was able to make him hate me: Daughter-In-Law
Even if I die a woman will eat me : Land

This is a parody to the pic posted on I Hate LOnlinezz But It Lovez ME More, FB
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=313250332042462&set=a.207161535984676.60766.206974312670065&type=1&theater


If you are a man realize where you are
Pardon me women if it had hurt but show some mercy on men!! :(
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