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October Scribblings

Deepavali Enam Deepavali is all about crackers and sweets, for me joy starts with enam . It is customary in India that young people get blessed with wishes and money on auspicious days, this gift money is enam. With this money I buy second packet of bijili or pundu vedi, and will use them as weapons for war between Chellam illam and Kamalam illam. Cracking a pundu vedi is tough but rewarding, it requires bullet arm to make a horizontal throw with enough power to cross the vacant land and smash burst on the parapet wall, here it will leave a black mark which is not possible with bijili. Now I earn, I can buy what I want, still the joy that enam brings in me is fresh and silly! For those who are interested Chellam is my grandma, Kamala is our neighbor and I’m not doing this anymore; I don’t know pundu vedi is still available in market, it looks like a onion or unbroken garlic which will burst on forceful impact. Bullet arm is a cricketing term, where a fielder makes a flat throw from ou...

Wise will say World will not end

There is saying for many years "If you win you need not explain, if you lose you must not be there to explain". That explains it all but for those who can't figure out, Scenario A: World stays alive after 2012. Point the hands at peoples who said it will end and laugh out loud. Scenario B: World ends, so does all. You will not be there to explain neither the person who said its going to be over can ask! Optimist you will always say go with Scenario A. I say World will not end ask me whatever you want to after 2012 :P

Parody on "A Woman" pic published on FB

When I was born, A woman was there to screw me: Nurse A woman was able to make my dear mom cry: Grand mother When I grew up, A woman was there to push me down and say "we were playing" : Sister I went to school a woman was there to punish me: Teacher When was texting a woman was able to break my phone: Mother I was happy and alone, A woman was able to put hole in my purse: Girlfriend A woman was able to get my bank balance to zero and exceed my credit card limit: Wife I was working hard and sleep late still a woman was able to spoil my sleep: Daughter My boy will not be able to feel safe and sleep sound without me by the side, but a woman was able to make him hate me: Daughter-In-Law Even if I die a woman will eat me : Land This is a parody to the pic posted on I Hate LOnlinezz But It Lovez ME More, FB https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=313250332042462&set=a.207161535984676.60766.206974312670065&type=1&theater If you are a man realize where ...