Saturday, August 14, 2010

Miscellaneous GLEE on Lectures face

Lectures of My college have a mysterious habit of awarding marks for Seminar and Solving high complex problem, at first I thought it was to encourage us but later when I researched on this topic with other college students I found this to be a world wide phenomenon! The reason for above two case are simple to complete syllabus or to escape the situation where their dignity could be degraded. But how do they accomplish these Idiotic goals lets have a brief look at them.

1.When they are striving to complete syllabus

  • These are introductory topics you can skim though them by yourself
  • Simple topic let me concentrate on Tough and interesting topics read this by yourself
  • We have already discussed in previous Semester or Unit lets skip this
  • Simply explained in Text Books you can these by yourself, ask me if there is a seroius doubt I Know you are not so dumb to ask doubts on easy topics
  • Who is ready to take seminar I'll give you tips and hints how is ready. If no one gets up then they declare"I'll give you full internal marks" now everyone would be ready.

2.When genius pupils tortures them with Doubts!

  • I think you have framed the question wrongly
  • I'll tell you tomorrow
  • Don't ask this kind of foolish questions
  • You will study this in the next class
  • Good question will discuss about this
  • Nice question, raise your hand if you know the answer